I'd like to say, out loud, that I have a *SMACK* for a few folks today...
1) Sam Hurd NFL superstar wannabe...Mr. I'm A BIG BALLA', SHOT CALLA'...ummm, "el negro", who'd you think you were ?? Nino Brown from "New Jack City" ?? Gettin' paid millions from the Chicago Bears and you got caught tryin' to move HOW MUCH weight (drugs) per week ?? *SMACK*
2) PROSECUTORS of Barry Bonds...congratulations on spending MILLIONS of California taxpayer's money, just to find that fool guilty...of LYING !! I mean, it's not like we ALL didn't already KNOW he was on something, with his big ol' mutant FRANKENHEAD, but no, no, no...y'all had to spend MONEY, just to make sure that the public knew he was lying about gettin' shots of whatever in his ass... good job !! And can Californians write that off on their taxes ?? OH, one more thing for y'all.... *SMACK* !!
3) If you type on a keyboard or on a cell phone using words such as N E THING instead of "anything", then you get a *SMACK* ...TWICE !! How lazy are you anyway ?? SPELL IT OUT, ya' dumb ass...or do you prefer being part of the bottom 1/3 of society that will ultimately cause the world's end, due to stupidity and laziness ?? Uh huh... *SMACK* !!
4) I wanna' *SMACK* all the people out here wasting food by lettin' their kids get away with the "I don't like this" excuse, AFTER havin' already cooked an entire meal for 'em !! WE ate what was prepared and if we didn't like it, then we just didn't eat, period !! MY parents weren't havin' that shit when I was growing up, pointing out how many kids over the world didn't even have choices in what they ate, if they even had somethin' to eat...I know somebody with 4 kids and every day, they're makin' about 7 or 8 different DINNER MEALS because their brats "don't like " what was made...maaaannnnn, I wanna' choke the shit outta' those lil' fukkas sometimes, watchin' how they run their parents in circles, ruthlessly...THEN I stop and think that if the parents didn't LET it happen, there'd be no problem !! So to THEM and others LIKE them, here's a *SMACK* !!
A'ight...I'm done for now...but how about you ?? Anybody you wanna' give a sugarlicious *SMACK* to ??
*drops mic*
