Well….here we are…Christmas !! I like to call it tha’ calm before tha’ storm…folks are so focused on what they GET instead of “tha’ truf’” !!
* shakin’ my head *
Selfish idiots !! I’ve had this same conversation with so many different people and have repeated myself over and over and over again !! It AMAZES me to see how many lil’ “followers” we have in tha’ world !! It AMAZES me to come across so many people that’ll be given facts ‘bout a “situation” called Christmas and they’ll STILL try to make me feel guilty for not “conforming” to what everyone ELSE thinks I should be doin’…bein’ a puppet…a mindless lil’ lemming of society !! Remember, extremely large groups of lemmings will follow each other right off a cliff, fallin’ to their deaths !!
* rollin’ my eyes *
Ummmmm, no thanks !! Y'all “Christmas lemmings” are tumblin’ enough for everybody !! I’m a leader as I’ve ALWAYS BEEN, ALWAYS AM and ALWAYS WILL BE and based on that, I’m keepin’ my promise to all my readers…here comes tha’ BOOM - tha’ truf’ !!
WARNING: I’ve researched and come up with the TRUF’ about Christmas !! If you can’t HANDLE "tha’ truf’", walk away…as in right now !! Don’t read this and then come at me with some crap ‘bout how this isn’t fair, isn’t nice, isn’t this or that, blah, blah, blah…
...it IS what IT is - "tha’ truf’" !! That’s it, plain n’ simple !!
Still readin’ ?? A’ight then…you’ve been warned !!
Still readin’ ?? A’ight then…you’ve been warned !!
A special “thank you” to author Lawrence Keleman !! Without YOU, I couldn’t have done THIS !!
OKAY folks…”Christmas Truf’” begins now !! Here’s some REALISM…
When was Jesus born ??
Popular myth puts his birth on December 25th in the year 1 C.E.
The New Testament gives no date or year for Jesus’ birth. The earliest gospel – St. Mark’s, written about 65 CE – begins with the baptism of an adult Jesus. This suggests that the earliest Christians lacked interest in or knowledge of Jesus’ birthdate.
The year of Jesus birth was determined by Dionysius Exiguus, a Scythian monk, “abbot of a Roman monastery. His calculation went as follows:
- In the Roman, pre-Christian era, years were counted from ab urbe condita (“the founding of the City” [ Rome ]). Thus 1 AUC signifies the year Rome was founded, 5 AUC signifies the 5th year of Rome ’s reign, etc.
- Dionysius received a tradition that the Roman emperor Augustus reigned 43 years, and was followed by the emperor Tiberius.
- Luke 3:1,23 indicates that when Jesus turned 30 years old, it was the 15th year of Tiberius reign.
- If Jesus was 30 years old in Tiberius’ reign, then he lived 15 years under Augustus (placing Jesus birth in Augustus’ 28th year of reign).
- Augustus took power in 727 AUC. Therefore, Dionysius put Jesus birth in 754 AUC.
- However, Luke 1:5 places Jesus’ birth in the days of Herod, and Herod died in 750 AUC – four years before the year in which Dionysius places Jesus birth.
Joseph A. Fitzmyer – Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the Catholic University of America, member of the Pontifical Biblical Commission, and former president of the Catholic Biblical Association – writing in the Catholic Church’s official commentary on the New Testament, writes about the date of Jesus’ birth, “Though the year [of Jesus birth is not reckoned with certainty, the birth did not occur in AD 1. The Christian era, supposed to have its starting point in the year of Jesus birth, is based on a miscalculation introduced ca. 533 by Dionysius Exiguus.”
The DePascha Computus, an anonymous document believed to have been written in North Africa around 243 CE, placed Jesus birth on March 28. Clement, a bishop of Alexandria (d. ca. 215 CE), thought Jesus was born on November 18. Based on historical records, Fitzmyer guesses that Jesus birth occurred on September 11, 3 BCE.
When was Jesus born ??
Popular myth puts his birth on December 25th in the year 1 C.E.
The New Testament gives no date or year for Jesus’ birth. The earliest gospel – St. Mark’s, written about 65 CE – begins with the baptism of an adult Jesus. This suggests that the earliest Christians lacked interest in or knowledge of Jesus’ birthdate.
The year of Jesus birth was determined by Dionysius Exiguus, a Scythian monk, “abbot of a Roman monastery. His calculation went as follows:
- In the Roman, pre-Christian era, years were counted from ab urbe condita (“the founding of the City” [ Rome ]). Thus 1 AUC signifies the year Rome was founded, 5 AUC signifies the 5th year of Rome ’s reign, etc.
- Dionysius received a tradition that the Roman emperor Augustus reigned 43 years, and was followed by the emperor Tiberius.
- Luke 3:1,23 indicates that when Jesus turned 30 years old, it was the 15th year of Tiberius reign.
- If Jesus was 30 years old in Tiberius’ reign, then he lived 15 years under Augustus (placing Jesus birth in Augustus’ 28th year of reign).
- Augustus took power in 727 AUC. Therefore, Dionysius put Jesus birth in 754 AUC.
- However, Luke 1:5 places Jesus’ birth in the days of Herod, and Herod died in 750 AUC – four years before the year in which Dionysius places Jesus birth.
Joseph A. Fitzmyer – Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the Catholic University of America, member of the Pontifical Biblical Commission, and former president of the Catholic Biblical Association – writing in the Catholic Church’s official commentary on the New Testament, writes about the date of Jesus’ birth, “Though the year [of Jesus birth is not reckoned with certainty, the birth did not occur in AD 1. The Christian era, supposed to have its starting point in the year of Jesus birth, is based on a miscalculation introduced ca. 533 by Dionysius Exiguus.”
The DePascha Computus, an anonymous document believed to have been written in North Africa around 243 CE, placed Jesus birth on March 28. Clement, a bishop of Alexandria (d. ca. 215 CE), thought Jesus was born on November 18. Based on historical records, Fitzmyer guesses that Jesus birth occurred on September 11, 3 BCE.
Christmas has always been a holiday celebrated carelessly. For millennia, pagans, Christians and even Jews have been swept away in the season’s festivities…very few people ever pause to consider the celebration’s intrinsic meaning, history or it’s origins.
Christmas celebrates the birth of the Christian god who came to rescue mankind from the “curse of the Torah.” It is a 24-hour declaration that Judaism is no longer valid.
Christmas is a lie. There is no Christian church with a tradition that Jesus was really born on December 25th.
December 25 is a day on which Jews have been shamed, tortured, and murdered.
Many of the most popular Christmas customs – including Christmas trees, mistletoe, Christmas presents, and Santa Claus – are modern incarnations of the most depraved pagan rituals ever practiced on earth.
Many who are excitedly preparing for their Christmas celebrations would prefer not knowing about the holiday’s real significance. If they do know the history, they often object that their celebration has nothing to do with the holiday’s monstrous history and meaning. “We are just having fun.”
Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday. Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices. Imagine that on that day, Jews were historically subject to perverse tortures and abuse and that this continued for centuries.
Now, imagine that your great-great- great-grandchildren were about to celebrate Hitlerday. April 20th arrived. They had long forgotten about Auschwitz and Bergen Belsen. They had never heard of gas chambers or death marches. They had purchased champagne and caviar, and were about to begin the party, when someone reminded them of the day’s real history and their ancestors’ agony.
Imagine that they initially objected, “We aren’t celebrating the Holocaust…we’re just having a little Hitlerday party.”
If you could travel forward in time and meet them…if you could say a few words to them, what would you advise them to do on Hitlerday ??
On December 25, 1941, Julius Streicher, one of the most vicious of Hitler’s assistants, celebrated Christmas by penning the following editorial in his rabidly Antisemitic newspaper, Der Stuermer:
”If one really wants to put an end to the continued prospering of this curse from heaven that is the Jewish blood, there is only one way to do it: to eradicate this people, this Satan’s son, root and branch.”
It was an appropriate thought for them on that day…
SO…this Christmas, how are you gonna’ “celebrate” ??
It happens every year…
…the carols are sung…the halls are decked…trees put up.…the time of year when everyone seems just a little more festive and the executives of Visa and MasterCard buy new cars.
It's a tradition held dear by Christians and Non-Christians alike. A time of joy, peace and goodwill. But where did it all come from?
Anotha’ problem arises with the time of year that folks celebrate Christmas. According to the Bible, the sheep were in the fields. This means that the whole thing probably happened in the spring or summer, but not in December when the mangers would have been filled with sheep and not free for people to use as a delivery room.
The ruler of Rome at the time was a Christian and he disliked this Pagan ritual greatly. He was also insulted by it's popularity. So his idea was to proclaim December 25th as Jesus Christ's birthday, which was right in the heart of the pagan celebration…with “improved versions” of rituals so he could win people over to Christianity.
The vision we have of baby Jesus in the manger is quite sweet, isn't it ?? A perfect baby boy, in a bed of hay, loved ones and animals around him. Ahhhh, simply beautiful…
Christmas celebrates the birth of the Christian god who came to rescue mankind from the “curse of the Torah.” It is a 24-hour declaration that Judaism is no longer valid.
Christmas is a lie. There is no Christian church with a tradition that Jesus was really born on December 25th.
December 25 is a day on which Jews have been shamed, tortured, and murdered.
Many of the most popular Christmas customs – including Christmas trees, mistletoe, Christmas presents, and Santa Claus – are modern incarnations of the most depraved pagan rituals ever practiced on earth.
Many who are excitedly preparing for their Christmas celebrations would prefer not knowing about the holiday’s real significance. If they do know the history, they often object that their celebration has nothing to do with the holiday’s monstrous history and meaning. “We are just having fun.”
Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday. Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices. Imagine that on that day, Jews were historically subject to perverse tortures and abuse and that this continued for centuries.
Now, imagine that your great-great- great-grandchildren were about to celebrate Hitlerday. April 20th arrived. They had long forgotten about Auschwitz and Bergen Belsen. They had never heard of gas chambers or death marches. They had purchased champagne and caviar, and were about to begin the party, when someone reminded them of the day’s real history and their ancestors’ agony.
Imagine that they initially objected, “We aren’t celebrating the Holocaust…we’re just having a little Hitlerday party.”
If you could travel forward in time and meet them…if you could say a few words to them, what would you advise them to do on Hitlerday ??
On December 25, 1941, Julius Streicher, one of the most vicious of Hitler’s assistants, celebrated Christmas by penning the following editorial in his rabidly Antisemitic newspaper, Der Stuermer:
”If one really wants to put an end to the continued prospering of this curse from heaven that is the Jewish blood, there is only one way to do it: to eradicate this people, this Satan’s son, root and branch.”
It was an appropriate thought for them on that day…
SO…this Christmas, how are you gonna’ “celebrate” ??
It happens every year…
…the carols are sung…the halls are decked…trees put up.…the time of year when everyone seems just a little more festive and the executives of Visa and MasterCard buy new cars.
It's a tradition held dear by Christians and Non-Christians alike. A time of joy, peace and goodwill. But where did it all come from?
Anotha’ problem arises with the time of year that folks celebrate Christmas. According to the Bible, the sheep were in the fields. This means that the whole thing probably happened in the spring or summer, but not in December when the mangers would have been filled with sheep and not free for people to use as a delivery room.
The ruler of Rome at the time was a Christian and he disliked this Pagan ritual greatly. He was also insulted by it's popularity. So his idea was to proclaim December 25th as Jesus Christ's birthday, which was right in the heart of the pagan celebration…with “improved versions” of rituals so he could win people over to Christianity.
The vision we have of baby Jesus in the manger is quite sweet, isn't it ?? A perfect baby boy, in a bed of hay, loved ones and animals around him. Ahhhh, simply beautiful…
* rollin’ my eyes *
Take a look at what a manger really was…a cave !! YUP…a CAVE !! There would be a small section near the mouth of the cave where the shepherd would sit and keep his personal belongings…but this space was tiny, about the size of handicapped bathroom stall.
The rest of the manger was unclean at best !! It was just a dark cave with generations and generations of sheep shit ( sheep dung ) covering the floor !!
The mangers were never cleaned out and were EXTREMELY saturated in crap ( much like our SOCIETY TODAY ) !! If a baby were to be born in those conditions, it would have died or at best suffered from disease.
The “wise men”, when they heard of the birth of the Messiah, probably thought that King Herod had a son. After all, at the time, Kings were called “Messiah”, which means "son of God". They were probably shocked to find out that there was still no heir to Herod's throne…which brings up a point about Herod.
Herod, in Matthew, shows interest in worshipping this new born king of the Jews. Yet history tells us another story…about Herod…
He was very jealous and paranoid about other kings. In the Bible it says that Herod wanted all children under the age of two to be killed after the wise men mocked him. In reality though, Herod probably ordered the slaughter of all newborns at the word of the birth of a new king. He was very against even the thought of another king and would do just that to take care of any threats.
Christmas wasn't always embraced as it is today, in the 1600s England and the American colonies outlawed Christmas because of its pagan roots. Eventually, Christmas came back into fashion, just a little more religious than previously.
SO…I don’t know ‘bout y'all, but this surrrrre makes ME proud to know that Jesus WASN’T born when, where and how this so-called “holiday” is professing that he was !! My girls know what's real and that’s what matters most !!
I wouldn’t feel right if I DIDN’T give y'all tha’ truf’ either !! And NO, I’m not tellin’ anybody what to do…I can only give y'all tha’ “food”…there’s no way that I’m gonna’ try to make you “eat” it too !!
* shakin’ my head *
Still wanna’ sing Christmas carols and drink egg nog, act a fool to “celebrate” a birthday that didn’t even happen ??
* raised eyebrow *
SO…NEXT QUESTION - How Did Christmas Come to Be Celebrated on December 25?
Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25. During this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during the weeklong celebration. The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.” Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week. At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.
The ancient Greek writer poet and historian Lucian (in his dialogue entitled Saturnalia) describes the festival’s observance in his time. In addition to human sacrifice, he mentions these customs: widespread intoxication; going from house to house while singing naked; rape and other sexual license; and consuming human-shaped biscuits (still produced in some English and most German bakeries during the Christmas season).
In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it. Christian leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the Saturnalia as Christians.
The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.
Christians had little success, however, refining the practices of Saturnalia. As Stephen Nissenbaum, professor history at the University of Massachussetts, Amherst, writes, “In return for ensuring massive observance of the anniversary of the Savior’s birth by assigning it to this resonant date, the Church for its part tacitly agreed to allow the holiday to be celebrated more or less the way it had always been.” The earliest Christmas holidays were celebrated by drinking, sexual indulgence, singing naked in the streets (a precursor of modern caroling), etc.
The Reverend Increase Mather of Boston observed in 1687 that “the early Christians who first observed the Nativity on December 25 did not do so thinking that Christ was born in that Month, but because the Heathens’ Saturnalia was at that time kept in Rome , and they were willing to have those Pagan Holidays metamorphosed into Christian ones.” Because of its known pagan origin, Christmas was banned by the Puritans and its observance was illegal in Massachusetts between 1659 and 1681. However, Christmas was and still is celebrated by most Christians.
Some of the most depraved customs of the Saturnalia carnival were intentionally revived by the Catholic Church in 1466 when Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city. An eyewitness account reports, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators. They ran… amid Rome ’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”
As part of the Saturnalia carnival throughout the 18th and 19th centuries CE, rabbis of the ghetto in Rome were forced to wear clownish outfits and march through the city streets to the jeers of the crowd, pelted by a variety of missiles. When the Jewish community of Rome sent a petition in1836 to Pope Gregory XVI begging him to stop the annual Saturnalia abuse of the Jewish community, he responded, “It is not opportune to make any innovation.” On December 25, 1881, Christian leaders whipped the Polish masses into Antisemitic frenzies that led to riots across the country. In Warsaw 12 Jews were brutally murdered, huge numbers maimed and many Jewish women were raped. Two million rubles worth of property was destroyed.
Take a look at what a manger really was…a cave !! YUP…a CAVE !! There would be a small section near the mouth of the cave where the shepherd would sit and keep his personal belongings…but this space was tiny, about the size of handicapped bathroom stall.
The rest of the manger was unclean at best !! It was just a dark cave with generations and generations of sheep shit ( sheep dung ) covering the floor !!
The mangers were never cleaned out and were EXTREMELY saturated in crap ( much like our SOCIETY TODAY ) !! If a baby were to be born in those conditions, it would have died or at best suffered from disease.
The “wise men”, when they heard of the birth of the Messiah, probably thought that King Herod had a son. After all, at the time, Kings were called “Messiah”, which means "son of God". They were probably shocked to find out that there was still no heir to Herod's throne…which brings up a point about Herod.
Herod, in Matthew, shows interest in worshipping this new born king of the Jews. Yet history tells us another story…about Herod…
He was very jealous and paranoid about other kings. In the Bible it says that Herod wanted all children under the age of two to be killed after the wise men mocked him. In reality though, Herod probably ordered the slaughter of all newborns at the word of the birth of a new king. He was very against even the thought of another king and would do just that to take care of any threats.
Christmas wasn't always embraced as it is today, in the 1600s England and the American colonies outlawed Christmas because of its pagan roots. Eventually, Christmas came back into fashion, just a little more religious than previously.
SO…I don’t know ‘bout y'all, but this surrrrre makes ME proud to know that Jesus WASN’T born when, where and how this so-called “holiday” is professing that he was !! My girls know what's real and that’s what matters most !!
I wouldn’t feel right if I DIDN’T give y'all tha’ truf’ either !! And NO, I’m not tellin’ anybody what to do…I can only give y'all tha’ “food”…there’s no way that I’m gonna’ try to make you “eat” it too !!
* shakin’ my head *
Still wanna’ sing Christmas carols and drink egg nog, act a fool to “celebrate” a birthday that didn’t even happen ??
* raised eyebrow *
SO…NEXT QUESTION - How Did Christmas Come to Be Celebrated on December 25?
Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25. During this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during the weeklong celebration. The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.” Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week. At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.
The ancient Greek writer poet and historian Lucian (in his dialogue entitled Saturnalia) describes the festival’s observance in his time. In addition to human sacrifice, he mentions these customs: widespread intoxication; going from house to house while singing naked; rape and other sexual license; and consuming human-shaped biscuits (still produced in some English and most German bakeries during the Christmas season).
In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it. Christian leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the Saturnalia as Christians.
The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.
Christians had little success, however, refining the practices of Saturnalia. As Stephen Nissenbaum, professor history at the University of Massachussetts, Amherst, writes, “In return for ensuring massive observance of the anniversary of the Savior’s birth by assigning it to this resonant date, the Church for its part tacitly agreed to allow the holiday to be celebrated more or less the way it had always been.” The earliest Christmas holidays were celebrated by drinking, sexual indulgence, singing naked in the streets (a precursor of modern caroling), etc.
The Reverend Increase Mather of Boston observed in 1687 that “the early Christians who first observed the Nativity on December 25 did not do so thinking that Christ was born in that Month, but because the Heathens’ Saturnalia was at that time kept in Rome , and they were willing to have those Pagan Holidays metamorphosed into Christian ones.” Because of its known pagan origin, Christmas was banned by the Puritans and its observance was illegal in Massachusetts between 1659 and 1681. However, Christmas was and still is celebrated by most Christians.
Some of the most depraved customs of the Saturnalia carnival were intentionally revived by the Catholic Church in 1466 when Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city. An eyewitness account reports, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators. They ran… amid Rome ’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”
As part of the Saturnalia carnival throughout the 18th and 19th centuries CE, rabbis of the ghetto in Rome were forced to wear clownish outfits and march through the city streets to the jeers of the crowd, pelted by a variety of missiles. When the Jewish community of Rome sent a petition in1836 to Pope Gregory XVI begging him to stop the annual Saturnalia abuse of the Jewish community, he responded, “It is not opportune to make any innovation.” On December 25, 1881, Christian leaders whipped the Polish masses into Antisemitic frenzies that led to riots across the country. In Warsaw 12 Jews were brutally murdered, huge numbers maimed and many Jewish women were raped. Two million rubles worth of property was destroyed.
:::: blank stare ::::
That feelin’ of nausea that you’re experiencing right now isn’t gonna’ subside folks, but your curiosity won’t let ya’ turn away just yet…here are some more lil’ “facts” for ya’…
The Origins of Christmas Customs…
”Christmas Trees” - Just as early Christians recruited Roman pagans by associating Christmas with the Saturnalia, so too, were worshippers of the Asheira cult and its offshoots recruited by the Church sanctioning “Christmas Trees”. Pagans had long worshipped trees in the forest, or brought them into their homes and decorated them, and this observance was adopted and painted with a Christian veneer by the Church.
”Mistletoe” -Norse mythology recounts how the god Balder was killed using a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting for the female Nanna. Druid rituals use mistletoe to poison their human sacrificial victim. The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual license of Saturnalia with the Druidic sacrificial cult.
”Christmas Presents” -In pre-Christian Rome, the emperors compelled their most despised citizens to bring offerings and gifts during the Saturnalia (in December) and Kalends (in January). Later, this ritual expanded to include gift-giving among the general populace. The Catholic Church gave this custom aChristian flavor by re-rooting it in the supposed gift-giving of Saint Nicholas (see below).
”Santa Claus” -Nicholas was born in Parara , Turkey in 270 CE and later became Bishop of Myra. He died in 345 CE on December 6th. He was only named a saint in the 19th century. Nicholas was among the most senior bishops who convened the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE and created the New Testament. The text they produced portrayed Jews as “the children of the devil” who sentenced Jesus to death.
In 1087, a group of sailors who idolized Nicholas moved his bones from Turkey to a sanctuary in Bari, Italy . There Nicholas supplanted a female boon-giving deity called “The Grandmother” or Pasqua Epiphania, who used to fill the children's stockings with her gifts. The Grandmother was ousted from her shrine at Bari, which became the center of the Nicholas cult. Members of this group gave each other gifts during a pageant they conducted annually on the anniversary of Nicholas’ death, December 6.
The Nicholas cult spread north until it was adopted by German and Celtic pagans. These groups worshipped a pantheon led by Woden –their chief god and the father of Thor, Balder, and Tiw. Woden had a long, white beard and rode a horse through the heavens one evening each Autumn. When Nicholas merged with Woden, he shed his Mediterranean appearance, grew a beard, mounted a flying horse, rescheduled his flight for December and donned heavy winter clothing.
In a bid for pagan adherents in Northern Europe, the Catholic Church adopted the Nicholas cult and taught that he did (and they should) distribute gifts on December 25th instead of December 6th.
In 1809, the novelist Washington Irving (most famous his The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Rip Van Winkle) wrote a satire of Dutch culture entitled Knickerbocker History. The satire refers several times to the white bearded, flying-horse riding Saint Nicholas using his Dutch name, Santa Claus.
Dr. Clement Moore, a professor at Union Seminary, read Knickerbocker History and in 1822 he published a poem based on the character Santa Claus: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in the hope that Saint Nicholas soon would be there…” Moore innovated by portraying a Santa with eight reindeer who descended through chimneys.
The Bavarian illustrator Thomas Nast almost completed the modern picture of Santa Claus. From 1862 through 1886, based on Moore ’s poem, Nast drew more than 2,200 cartoon images of Santa for Harper’s Weekly. Before Nast, Saint Nicholas had been pictured as everything from a stern looking bishop to a gnome-like figure in a frock. Nast also gave Santa a home at the North Pole, his workshop filled with elves, and his list of the good and bad children of the world. All Santa was missing was his red outfit.
In 1931, the Coca Cola Corporation contracted the Swedish commercial artist Haddon Sundblom to create a coke-drinking Santa. Sundblom modeled his Santa on his friend Lou Prentice, chosen for his cheerful, chubby face. The corporation insisted that Santa’s fur-trimmed suit be bright, Coca Cola red. And Santa was born – a blend of Christian crusader, pagan god, and commercial idol.
UH HUH…do ya’ still want your kids to sit on his lap ??
* shakin’ my head *
I told ya’ that this was gonna’ make you THINK, somethin’ that seems to be a forgotten privilege !! I’m not one to bullshit anybody and I’m definitely not a follower…I DO my research and I get FACTS !! If ya’ want someone that’s gonna’ blow smoke up yo’ a$$, then go get that…but if ya’ wanna’ know someone that’ll always be truthful, then holla’ at me !!
Bahhhh humbug !!
The Origins of Christmas Customs…
”Christmas Trees” - Just as early Christians recruited Roman pagans by associating Christmas with the Saturnalia, so too, were worshippers of the Asheira cult and its offshoots recruited by the Church sanctioning “Christmas Trees”. Pagans had long worshipped trees in the forest, or brought them into their homes and decorated them, and this observance was adopted and painted with a Christian veneer by the Church.
”Mistletoe” -Norse mythology recounts how the god Balder was killed using a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting for the female Nanna. Druid rituals use mistletoe to poison their human sacrificial victim. The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual license of Saturnalia with the Druidic sacrificial cult.
”Christmas Presents” -In pre-Christian Rome, the emperors compelled their most despised citizens to bring offerings and gifts during the Saturnalia (in December) and Kalends (in January). Later, this ritual expanded to include gift-giving among the general populace. The Catholic Church gave this custom aChristian flavor by re-rooting it in the supposed gift-giving of Saint Nicholas (see below).
”Santa Claus” -Nicholas was born in Parara , Turkey in 270 CE and later became Bishop of Myra. He died in 345 CE on December 6th. He was only named a saint in the 19th century. Nicholas was among the most senior bishops who convened the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE and created the New Testament. The text they produced portrayed Jews as “the children of the devil” who sentenced Jesus to death.
In 1087, a group of sailors who idolized Nicholas moved his bones from Turkey to a sanctuary in Bari, Italy . There Nicholas supplanted a female boon-giving deity called “The Grandmother” or Pasqua Epiphania, who used to fill the children's stockings with her gifts. The Grandmother was ousted from her shrine at Bari, which became the center of the Nicholas cult. Members of this group gave each other gifts during a pageant they conducted annually on the anniversary of Nicholas’ death, December 6.
The Nicholas cult spread north until it was adopted by German and Celtic pagans. These groups worshipped a pantheon led by Woden –their chief god and the father of Thor, Balder, and Tiw. Woden had a long, white beard and rode a horse through the heavens one evening each Autumn. When Nicholas merged with Woden, he shed his Mediterranean appearance, grew a beard, mounted a flying horse, rescheduled his flight for December and donned heavy winter clothing.
In a bid for pagan adherents in Northern Europe, the Catholic Church adopted the Nicholas cult and taught that he did (and they should) distribute gifts on December 25th instead of December 6th.
In 1809, the novelist Washington Irving (most famous his The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Rip Van Winkle) wrote a satire of Dutch culture entitled Knickerbocker History. The satire refers several times to the white bearded, flying-horse riding Saint Nicholas using his Dutch name, Santa Claus.
Dr. Clement Moore, a professor at Union Seminary, read Knickerbocker History and in 1822 he published a poem based on the character Santa Claus: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in the hope that Saint Nicholas soon would be there…” Moore innovated by portraying a Santa with eight reindeer who descended through chimneys.
The Bavarian illustrator Thomas Nast almost completed the modern picture of Santa Claus. From 1862 through 1886, based on Moore ’s poem, Nast drew more than 2,200 cartoon images of Santa for Harper’s Weekly. Before Nast, Saint Nicholas had been pictured as everything from a stern looking bishop to a gnome-like figure in a frock. Nast also gave Santa a home at the North Pole, his workshop filled with elves, and his list of the good and bad children of the world. All Santa was missing was his red outfit.
In 1931, the Coca Cola Corporation contracted the Swedish commercial artist Haddon Sundblom to create a coke-drinking Santa. Sundblom modeled his Santa on his friend Lou Prentice, chosen for his cheerful, chubby face. The corporation insisted that Santa’s fur-trimmed suit be bright, Coca Cola red. And Santa was born – a blend of Christian crusader, pagan god, and commercial idol.
UH HUH…do ya’ still want your kids to sit on his lap ??
* shakin’ my head *
I told ya’ that this was gonna’ make you THINK, somethin’ that seems to be a forgotten privilege !! I’m not one to bullshit anybody and I’m definitely not a follower…I DO my research and I get FACTS !! If ya’ want someone that’s gonna’ blow smoke up yo’ a$$, then go get that…but if ya’ wanna’ know someone that’ll always be truthful, then holla’ at me !!
Bahhhh humbug !!
Class Dismissed !!
Sugar Ray D.
